Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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