i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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