Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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