what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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