Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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