Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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