I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
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so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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