I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
