As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
