I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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