You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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