If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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