I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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