Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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