best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza