youre lurking in front of me
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie