remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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