My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
well you can't waste a boner
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I lost the right to judge tonight
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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