Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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