i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt