Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.