jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place