Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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