I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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