I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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