Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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