im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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