You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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