idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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