Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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