Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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