He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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