It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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