Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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