I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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