Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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