Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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