ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
