Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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