Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
All the doctor said was why
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What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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