I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My life is pants optional.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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