There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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