Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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