She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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