Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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