I can tuck mytits in my pants
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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