A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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