i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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