these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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