i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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