Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
