Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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