Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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