I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I think weed is turning my hair brown
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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