dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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