First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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