She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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