Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Yo dont text me then not text me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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